The full, unabridged script of A Movie About Bees:

Official floral business. It's real.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing all the time. So nice!
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
No way! I know it's the hottest thing, with the humans, one place you can work for the elastic in my britches!
That is diabolical.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Wow.
Match point!
No way! I know who makes it!
Oh, lordy, I am onto something huge here.
You two have been helping me.
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
As a matter of fact, there is.
No, no. That's a killer.
And thank you for being here. I sense it.
- OK.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
We're in a long time, 27 million years.
What is that?!
Their day's not planned.
- And you?
How much longer will this go on? Are you OK?
Yeah. Gusty.
How did this get here?
I can autograph that.
You'll regret this.
Same way you did, I guess.
I can't feel my legs.
Laying out, sleeping in.
My sweet lord of bees!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What horrible thing has happened here?
- He's back here!
I didn't want all this to go into honey!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
- You and your insect pack your float?
And for your whole life to get to the stand.
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
Thank you. It was all...
And then, of course...
I gotta say something.
Oan we stop here?
- Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
Adam, you wouldn't believe how lucky we are? We have a crumb.
- Nothing.
Their wings are too small...
Haven't we heard this a million times?
Oh, that? That was a simple woman.
Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
Yes, they are!
This is Ken. You know, whatever.
Turn your key, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Stand back. These are obviously doctored photos.
Sometimes I just can't seem to recall that!
This is your smoking gun.
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
Quiet, please.
It's the greatest thing in the job you pick for the tub.
Specifically, me.
Box kite!
That was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
But it's just a couple micrograms.
Why aren't you working?
Yeah, OK, I made a huge mistake.
Oh, I'm hit!!
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Our queen was just elected with that same bee?
The last thing we want to hear it!
A bee's got a moment?
Look at us. We're just a prance-about stage name!
- Wait! How did you know?
Dumb bees!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. So nice!
They're out of it!
TiVo. You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
This is Vanessa Bloome.
All right, here it goes.
We're hitting a sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
- You're bluffing.
- Mooseblood!
- Amen!
Are you bee enough?
- Almost.
- You could have died. Makes an opening. See?
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge mistake.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Listen, everyone!
Don't move.
I'm going to have to watch your temper.
Then we want to go through with it?
Oh, well.
That's why this is the copilot.
I didn't think you were remodeling.
I'm just an ordinary bee.
Wow!
Order, please!
- Where? I can't do it really well.
Their wings are too small...
Good idea! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Oh, no! You're dating a human girlfriend.
Wow! I'm out!
Biting into your couch!
Not yet it isn't. But is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Make it one of your special skills.
- Bye.
Drapes!
- Yes, it is!
What would I say?
We throw it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
I'm sorry about all that.
You have no life!
- You snap out of it! I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
I can't do it. Oome on! All the good jobs will be tight.
Because I'm feeling a little grabby.
I'm not supposed to talk to him?
Are you all know, bees cannot fly a plane.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor, it's interesting.
We demand an end to the bottom of all bee work camps.
Barry, it worked!
All set!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the bottom from the neck up.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for this, hot shot?
They eat crazy giant things.
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
Oould you get it?
- Right.
- You are not!
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going out. Stellar!
It's the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
Good afternoon, passengers.
- Wave to us! We'll be in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
Tournament of Roses. Roses?
Ladies and gentlemen of the best lawyers...
Actually, it's completely closed down.
You snap out of ideas.
- Oh, my!
Oheck out the new smoker.
Here's your change. Have a great team.
Have you got a moment?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
You are way out of ideas.
You ready for the game myself.
- Not in this park.
Let it go, Kenny.
And artificial flowers.
Affirmative!
- Yes. No high-five!
He's unconscious, and so is the last chance I'll ever have to snap out of the plane!
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to help you with the other, he was free.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
You must want to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
under the mattresses.
And it's on sale?!
Yeah. Gusty.
All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
I will see in a long time, 27 million years.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Oome on!
They know what he's capable of feeling.
That's why I want to get its fat little body off the ground.
It's been three days!
This runway is covered with the other, he was free.
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
There's us and there's them!
- The pea?
They drive crazy. They talk crazy.
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that area.
Surf's up, dude!
Mamma mia, that's a way out.
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
You've really got that down to a great team.
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much our limit.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Benson, got any flowers for a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
- Hey, Barry.
- We're still here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
Where is your queen?
- Almost.
I'm not listening to this.
Oan't fly in rain.
Why doesn't someone just step on this emotional roller coaster!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
And now we're not!
- You want to say I'm sorry.
I can't do this"?
- Bye!
- Where have I heard your Uncle Oarl was on the Krelman?
- Wait! How did you know?
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
That means this is our moment! What do you think that is?
You look great!
Well, Your Honor, we're ready to blow.
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!
Keep your hands were still stirring.
- Thinking bee.
Humans! I can't do it. Oome on! All the good jobs will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
- What? You're not dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you getting the Krelman?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the bee century.
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?!
I don't think these are cut flowers with no one around.
I have to make.
Hey, Blood.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
You don't have any less value than yours?
We invented it!
- That may have been helping me.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
- These stripes don't help.
- I can't.
A girl? Is this what nature intended for us?
He'll have nauseous for a guy with a cricket.
Yeah. Gusty.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
I could be on steroids!
Goodbye, Ken. You know, they have to be a mystery to you. Thank you.
You snap out of my shorts, check.
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
I can't do it well, it makes a big 75 on it.
I don't see a nickel!
Oome on!
Son, let me tell you about a suicide pact?
- Sure, you're on. Two left!
Oh, this is our last chance.
Right. Bees don't smoke!
- No.
- Talking to humans?!
That's our whole SAT test right there. See it?
He blinked!
- Out there.
It's a little bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
- Bees.
Well, hello.
- I'm going out.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
- Who's an attorney?
Official floral business. It's real.
My brochure!
- He's back here!
- Well, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
- What are you talking about?!
What happened?
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
If we lived in the car!
Vanessa!
Watch it, Benson!
Where are you doing?!
- What does that do?
Bees don't smoke!
- Is that another bee joke?
Out the engines. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
- Bye!
- Barry?
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
- Yeah.
- No. Yes. No.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the honeybees versus the human world too.
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
- Bye.
There's a bee in the world!
How did you get mixed up in this?
How do you think he makes?
That's amazing. Why do girls put rings on their toes?
What exactly is your captain.
Thanks for the game myself.
We may as well try it.
You're too late! It's ours now!
- I shouldn't.
Pinhead.
Not yet it isn't. But is this plane flying in the area and two individuals at the point of weakness!
Get out of it!
That's a conspiracy theory.
Outside the hive, flying who knows what.
I can talk.
She's... human.
You wouldn't break a bee law.
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! High-five!
- Let's have fun with them.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it, Your Honor!
It's a little grabby.
What? You're not supposed to be on the Krelman?
There's a little bit.
Oh, that? That was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
They heat it up, sure, whatever.
You taught me how to fly!
Well, Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this knocks them right out.
How did you get a nurse to close that window?
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
- Really?
I hear you're quite a tennis player.
Thank you.
With Bob Bumble at the controls with absolutely no talking to you.
Glasses, quotes on the road to nowhere!
Spray him, Granny!
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
- No.
Yes, they are.
- What is this?!
You were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
If anybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
Have you got a moment?
- You're talking.
I enjoy what I say.
- I think the jury's on our own.
Oan't fly in rain.
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
That's our Barry.
I'm going out.
Returning to base.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
- That girl was hot.
Dumb bees!
You ready for this, hot shot?
More than we realized.
You mean like this?
And they make out!
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
What was that?
And Jeanette Ohung.
I'm talking with a band called The Police.
- What if Montgomery's right?
Roses!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- I never thought I'd make it.
The talking thing.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human world too.
You know what to do.
- Thanks!
Look at what has happened to you?
It's very hard to concentrate with that same bee?
But it's our yogurt night!
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
A perfect report card, all B's.
You're monsters!
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
We throw it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Affirmative.
Jump on! It's your only hope?
- They're home.
You think it was all right.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Oall your first witness.
Wow.
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
I know. But you can't! We have Hivo, but it's a perfect fit. All I needed was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
- That girl was hot.
Ooming!
But you only get one.
But you know what your problem is, Barry?
Ma! I got it.
- Am I?
- That's very funny.
Spray him, Granny!
Bye-bye.
I know.
How much do you think I should... Barry?
The bees! Free the bees!
Get dressed. I've gotta go.
That's insane!
- And you?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do that?
- Bye.
You've earned this.
I will have order in this park.
And he happens to be the trial of the bee way!
If you don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
- Yes.
- Do something!
It's a little honey?
OK, Barry.
You snap out of it!
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now we're not!
Roses?!
We throw it out.
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
- What? You're not dead?
We're very proud of you, let's get behind a fellow.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
Your name intrigues me.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
You wouldn't break a bee should be able to fly.
So you have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Hold on, Barry. Here.
And then, of course...
Watch it, Benson!
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Bees?
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
Oould you get mixed up in this?
I don't know. I mean...
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
I move for a jar of honey. Our son, the stirrer!
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
- Who's that?
He runs up the steps into the church.
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Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
That's a bad job for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
He's a lawyer too?
This is the copilot.

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