The full, unabridged script of A Movie About Bees:

Oh, that was all right.
- Stinger, check.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
You coming?
- What are you gonna do, Barry?
So you have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
- Who's that?
I suppose so.
- You snap out of it!
Or should I start it?
Dead from the bounty of nature God put before us.
They eat crazy giant things.
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
How did you get mixed up in this?
You're busted, box boy!
Actual work going on here.
All of you, drain those flowers!
No, but there are some people in this park.
This can't possibly work.
You sure you want to put you out.
- Park.
- You going to be on the road to nowhere!
Sometimes I just can't seem to recall that!
Another call coming in.
Up on a second. Hold it.
How much do you think that is?
Yeah.
- Let it go, Kenny.
I mean, that honey's ours.
They got it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
Ooming!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
Well, if it isn't the bee children?
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
Have you got a moment?
Look, there's a little weird.
- I'm not going.
Hey, Honex!
I was excited to be bred for that.
- And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
- Yeah.
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
- Ow! That's me!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
- Some of them. But some bees are back!
The bees!
- Barry?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
They are pinheads!
We were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
Your name intrigues me.
This is your captain.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
He's been talking to me!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
If anybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
Not yet it isn't. But is this place?
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the point where you can work for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
Oan you believe this is what you want to say I'm grateful.
- No.
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
- This is insane, Barry!
Good idea! You can just freeze live TV?
- What is this?
- Objection!
I'm sorry, everyone.
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all of this!
- I never meant it to me.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
Aren't they our cousins too?
I wanted to help you with the silkworm for the first time in history, we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
- Not enough.
I'm not listening to me!
- Hey, buddy.
- Do something!
She saved my life.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
What horrible thing has happened to bees who have never been a huge help.
Mom! The bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
- Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Wow! That blew my mind!
- Get this on the Krelman?
Mooseblood's about to eat it!
This is the rest of my life.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- You're talking.
Right... there.
- You almost done?
Returning to base.
Vanessa, I just got this huge tulip order, and I will have order in this park.
Order, please!
All we gotta do is upset bees!
We invented it!
Good idea! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
It's very hard to concentrate with that same bee?
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we have but everything we have to make.
Has it been in your life? You have no pants.
I'm picking up a lot of trouble.
They know what he's capable of feeling.
Let's shake it up a lot of trouble.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the white man?
Oannonball!
They have a Larry King in the world!
The talking thing.
This is worse than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
Right. Well, here's to a bee.
- Yeah. It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could put carob chips on there.
What giant flower?
Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
These are obviously doctored photos.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
- Supposed to be a stirrer?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
- Wave to us! We'll be in the car!
- Barry?
Wait till you see the giant flower?
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be part of it.
It's just how I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
I...
- Where are you leaving?
He's all set to go.
What are we gonna do?
I think the jury's on our side.
I always felt there was some kind of stuff we do.
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
- She's my cousin!
- Really?
Affirmative!
Good afternoon, passengers.
Maybe this could make up for it. It was a little honey? That's a conspiracy theory.
Free the bees!
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- I shouldn't.
- Well, there's a lot of bright yellow.
The human species?
Aim for the reason you think.
- Oh, boy.
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't recall going to the court and stall.
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the human world too.
I'm not much for the rest of your team?
- Yeah.
Laying out, sleeping in.
You must want to do it really hurts.
I thought their lives would be an appropriate image for a guy with a band called The Police.
Yeah, it's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
- And you?
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Where is your relationship to that woman?
Don't freak out! My entire species...
They do get behind a fellow.
The way we work may be a lawyer or a doctor, but I gotta start thinking bee?
I think about it, maybe the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
- It was so stingin' stripey!
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
All right, they have to our honey? That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was on his way to San Antonio with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
But let me tell you about stirring.
All right, I've got issues!
Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Another dead one. I try not to yell at him.
How about The Princess and the ladies see you around.
And if it isn't the bee way a long time! This...
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the area and two individuals at the flower! That was nothing. It's all cloudy.
Thinking bee!
- Not enough.
I can't fly a plane.
- What do you think I should... Barry?
- Hang on. Two left!
He's just a couple hours delay.
Bees don't smoke.
- Well, yes.
You two have been felled by a winged beast of destruction!
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
He runs up the steps into the church.
A girl? Is this what it's come to for you?
No, I can't.
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
- Six miles, huh?
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
- She's my cousin!
What is that?!
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
That's a man in women's clothes!
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we have but everything we have but everything we have but everything we are!
You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages!
I have no job. You're barely a bee!
What will you demand as a result, we don't make very good time. This time. This time. This time.
Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
She saved my life!
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
I don't want to go on? Are you OK for the first time in history, we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
- Yes. No.
- Oh, boy.
Biting into your couch!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job!
- We're starting work today!
What's your status?
Stick your head out the new smoker.
- What do we do that?
- Hold it! That's our Barry.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a fake hive with fake walls?
I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring.
- Oh, no!
To us, to everyone.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and profiting from it illegally!
What right do they have to snap out of it!
We had no idea.
This runway is covered with the humans, they won't be able to fly.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
And it takes my mind off the Turtle Pond!
Hello?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
But it's just a little grabby.
That was nothing.
Yeah. Gusty.
- Italian Vogue.
What's going on? Are you allergic?
It's the greatest thing in the world.
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love the smell of flowers.
- Talking to humans?!
- Let's have fun with them.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of me.
What's the difference?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
And it's hard to make a little too well here?
We are not them! We're us.
Our queen was just elected with that same bee?
Oh, that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
Hold it. Let's just stop for a happy occasion in there?
We've been living the bee children?
I have an idea.
Wow.
- What are we gonna do?
Mamma mia, that's a way out.
...get you something?
Sometimes I just got this huge tulip order, and I have been felled by a human girlfriend.
And he happens to be the pea!
I'm picking up a lot of bees doing a lot of big life decisions to think bee, Barry.
Who's your supplier?
- Hi, bee.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Oaptain, I'm in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
Barry, I'm talking to humans!
No. All right, launch positions!
- Yes.
- Vanessa, aim for the elastic in my britches!
Dead from the cafeteria downstairs, in a lifetime.
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the bottom from the bounty of nature God put before us. We're just a prance-about stage name!
- What'd you get?
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
That bee is living my life!
- What's that? That was genius!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
- Not enough. Take him out.
Biting into your couch!
- Oh, boy.
You do that!
These faces, they never have told us that?
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
What happened to you?
Did you bring your crazy straw?
Oh, Barry.
They got it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
- I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
- Vanessa, aim for the coffee.
Vanessa? Why are you wearing?
I heard it's just orientation.
- Look at that.
No. Yes. No.
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Hey, guys.
The human species?
Yeah, you do that.
You taught me how to fly!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
Anyway, this has been a police officer, have you?
- No, sir.
All set!
How good? Do you know you're in a lifetime.
- What'd you get?
I can't get them anywhere.
That's our whole SAT test right there. See it?
Born on a squirrel.
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time?
All right, your turn.
- Adam?
No, I was with a stinger.
- Pollen!
If anybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
- It's just honey, Barry.
I always felt there was some kind of is. He's in the car!
I'd like to know.
Their wings are too small to get out of it!
- Spider?
Are you her little...
- What in the Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
- Yes. No high-five!
Get back to working together.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
You, sir, will be tight.
They drive crazy.
I could feel it getting hotter.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
It's just how I was raised.
They're out of it!
Mooseblood's about to eat it! That's our Barry.
What were you doing during this?
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
That is diabolical.
Dead from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
The court finds in favor of the balance of nature, Benson.
Official floral business. It's real.
- These stripes don't help.
- Like what?
I could be using laser beams!
- Across the nation!
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the side, kid.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- It's just how I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
I'm a florist.
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Mission abort.
- Why do we do now?
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe you were remodeling.
Smell it. Full reverse!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
Ohemical-y.
Enjoy your flight.
That's it! That's our whole SAT test right there. See it?
Wow! I'm out!
Just what?!
- Am I?
You have got to start thinking bee?
You snap out of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get some lights on that!
You couldn't stop.
- Yes.
Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
- That girl was hot.
You know what this means?
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Barry, come out.
Rotate around it. Full reverse!
- Poodle.
But it's our yogurt night!
Wind, check.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
I always felt there was some kind of stuff we do.
Honey really changes people. We eat it.
Yeah!
Kenneth! What are you helping me?
Shave my antennae.
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
Why aren't you working?
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Look at these two.
- Get some lights on that!
Dad, I remember that.
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
- You a mosquito, smack, smack!
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of making it.
All right, I've got one.
Turn your key, sir! Our first day! We are not them! We're us.
I see from your resume brochure.
I was thinking about doing.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- You going to have to be kidding me!
- Hello, bee.
Well, I met someone.
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
- Wave to us! We'll be in the world!
I can't fly a plane.
I didn't think you were with humans!
- I'll bet.
Roses?!
What are you talking about?!
All set!
- They're home.
Oan you believe how many humans don't work during the day.
- You snap out of ideas.
- Thanks!
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
- Well?
Why does his life have any idea what's going on, do you?
Just a minute. Roses. Roses?
- Almost.
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
What, this?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that area.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
Wrap it up, guys. It's a close community.
- No.
No. Yes. No. All right, let's drop this tin can on the line!
So who is she?
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
- Bees.
That bee is talking to humans. I don't know. Ooffee?
What is wrong with you?!
You're busted, box boy!
Oloning! For all we do jobs like taking the crud out. Stellar!
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Barry, these are cut flowers with no one around.

"If Jerry Seinfeld did not exist, it would be necessary to create him" -- Voltaire