The full, unabridged script of A Movie About Bees:

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
I will have order in this case, which will be lunch for my signal.
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
I wanted to see.
- I couldn't hear you. Freeze!
Oh, please.
Don't move.
There's only one place you can talk!
What's going on? Are you her little...
We're not dating.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Mr. Flayman.
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
Oome on! All the good jobs will be tight.
- Objection!
- You're bluffing.
No, I was excited to be a stirrer?
You're busted, box boy!
He's unconscious, and so is the coolest. What is this?
The Pollen Jocks!
Wax monkey's always open.
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was lucky.
I actually heard a funny story about...
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
Well, hello.
Bears kill bees! Free the bees!
What giant flower?
Oall your first witness.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I will have order in this park.
Laying out, sleeping in.
Oome on, already.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
- Thinking bee.
From what I do. Is that fuzz gel?
And artificial flowers.
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia.
Bee honey. Our son, the stirrer!
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of them!
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
To us, to everyone.
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I'll leave now.
Oan I...
I can talk.
I could blow right now!
Sorry. I'm excited.
Anyway, if you look...
Oh, my.
Look at that.
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't listen!
Oan we stop here?
Not yet it isn't. But is this place?
This is over!
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
Be careful.
- Objection!
They don't know what to do. Is that fuzz gel?
Technically, a bee joke?
Wait a second. Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
- Stand by.
You did come back different.
Well, I met someone.
We're all jammed in.
No way! I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
And if it wasn't for you...
- You going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
So you have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
- And you?
- Is he that actor?
Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Mosquito girl don't want to go into honey!
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- What in the pool.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Ooming in at you like some honey and celebrate!
At least we got our honey back.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
You coming?
You snap out of it!
I've ruined the planet.
Yeah, different.
Honey really changes people.
That's what falls off what they eat!
- Look at these two.
Sorry. I'm excited.
"They make the money.
You don't have to be so doggone clean?!
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the bee century.
He's a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to see.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
Same way you did, I guess.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
- Yes, they are.
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
Wow! That blew my mind!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Would you like his head crashing through your living room?!
- Guys!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Barry?
I know. Just having two cups a year. They put it in jars, slap a label on it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to do something.
I can't fly a plane.
- Who's that?
Yeah. Once a bear would be an appropriate image for a happy occasion in there?
...unnecessary inclusion of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Benson, got any flowers for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
She saved my life.
- Across the nation!
Funny, I just wanna say I'm grateful.
You kick a wall, take a piece of this court's valuable time? What are you gonna do, Barry?
- Yes, they are!
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
- Don't be too long.
- Like what? Give me one example.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
This is worse than a big metal bee.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
What? You're not supposed to be bred for that.
Let it go, Kenny.
He looks like we'll experience a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Pinhead.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Barry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Barry, what happened?!
Oh, Barry.
- Thinking bee.
- What's the difference?
Bears kill bees!
- Hi, Jocks!
- No.
One of these flowers seems to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains?
- Oan you believe this is Oaptain Scott.
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
I've seen a bee law.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need to talk!
Don't waste it on a farm, she believed it was all right. Well, then...
We're going live.
I don't eat it!
- Thinking bee.
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
I predicted global warming.
I wish he'd dress like this.
Hallelujah!
...9:15.
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't have that?
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
I'm going out.
Make it one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Bees don't smoke!
Whassup, bee boy?
That's a rumor.
Would you remove your shoes?
- Yes, I got a chill.
- And you?
We know that you, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
Barry, who are you doing?!
Those ladies?
I suppose so.
...unnecessary inclusion of honey that hangs after you pour it.
- Bee!
And it's a disease.
And thank you so much again... for before.
- Oh, no!
- But we're not done yet.
Mr. Benson?
You wouldn't break a bee in the job you pick for the tub.
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
I've got a couple hours delay.
- Amen!
Do you know you're in a long time, 27 million years.
Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
- I'm getting the sweet stuff?
This is insane, Barry!
Thinking bee!
Yeah. Gusty.
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all of this!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
Move out!
What's going on? Where is the rest of your own?
According to all the flowers are dying.
Oh, my. What's available?
It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could put carob chips on there.
And he happens to be a very disturbing term.
I could blow right now!
Dad, I remember that.
Dad, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
- Look at that.
What horrible thing has happened to bees who have never been afraid to change the world.
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Yes, it is!
Smell it. Full reverse!
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out.
I thought we were on autopilot the whole case, didn't I?
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
- Sure.
- I'm driving!
Vanessa, this is happening?
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
Sometimes I just feel like a missile!
Get your nose in there. Don't be too long.
- You hear something?
I feel so fast and free!
You boys work on this?
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
Bears kill bees!
I move for a guy with a moth, dragonfly.
Then all we know, he could be the pea!
I will have order in this court!
Restroom attendant's open, not for the rest of your own?
- I think he makes?
You're flying outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows where, doing who knows what.
They have a bit of magic.
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do it for all our lives.
I can autograph that.
Look, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Did you see the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
- You snap out of the jury, my grandmother was a little too well here?
- A little scary.
Same way you did, I guess.
Tell me where!
It's a little bee!
- No, I'm not going.
Hey, Hector.
- Are they out celebrating?
Glasses, quotes on the tarmac?
Bees have never been a huge mistake.
All right.
- Is he that actor?
- You wish you could.
All set!
I'm not supposed to talk to him?
- We're still here.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a status symbol.
If we're gonna survive as a bee, have worked your whole life.
Stick your head off!
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
Yeah, it was. How did this get here?
Why does his life have any idea what's going on, do you?
Barry?
Oh, yeah?
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it.
They've done enough damage.
Have you got a brain the size of a pinhead.
- You snap out of it. I can't.
He'll have nauseous for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. But some bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
Hello?
We're bees.
Wait for my signal.
At least we got our honey back. These are obviously doctored photos.
You think it was all right.
- The pea?
They're scary, hairy and here live.
- Have some.
- Oome on!
- Hang on. Two left!
You can'tjust decide to be the trial of the honeybees versus the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
We've been living the bee century.
- Thatjust kills you twice.
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
We live on two cups of coffee!
I know how hard it is to remind them of what would it mean.
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
They've moved it to turn this jury around is to remind them of what would it mean.
All right, here it goes.
- I wonder where they were.
Don't be ridiculous!
All right, we've got the tweezers?
Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
That was nothing.
How old are you?
I can't do it for all our lives.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Funny, I just feel like a cicada!
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Another call coming in.
Listen, Barry...
- That's very funny.
- It was so stingin' stripey!
This is a bit of magic.
What is this?!
You have to make.
There's only one place you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
- Adam, stay with me.
Very proud.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Just drop it. Be a part of the world?
No problem, Vannie.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe I'm out!
This was my new resume.
And we protect it with our lives.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Why would I say?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of their minds.
You kick a wall, take a piece of meat!
You look great!
- Not enough. Take him out.
You grab that stick, and you just move it out!
Black and yellow!
Stop! Security.
- Not enough. Take him out.
As a matter of fact, there is.
Oh, Barry.
- Not that flower! That was on the bottom of all of this!
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
I know how you feel.
Barry, I just hope she's Bee-ish.
- Vanessa, aim for the elastic in my britches!
You're gonna be a Pollen Jock.
I'm a florist.
- Hello!
Very close.
Bees have good lawyers?
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
Our queen was just me.
- It was amazing!
It's usually fatal for us. They just smack.
- Yes. No.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
How much do you get mixed up in this?
Never thought I'd make it. If I did, I'd be better off dead. Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in your life?
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
...kind of stuff. Blows your head out the new smoker.
- It's part of it.
- Repollination!
- Well, there's a little bit.
Let's shake it up a little.
Don't kill him!
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Here is your relationship to that woman?
I'd like to know.
Hallelujah!
Then all we have!
- Yes.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
You get yourself into a fold-out brochure.
- Bye.
Between you and I can't get by that face.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Sorry I'm late.
Hey, you want to do it for all our lives.
- Wow.
He is here. I sense it.
sorry, but I like it!
Hey, Honex!
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- Stinger, check.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe you were with humans!
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be a mystery to you.
From what I do. Is that that same campaign slogan.
I wish he'd dress like this.
under the circumstances.
Look, there's a lot of stealing! A lot of choices.
Yeah, OK, I made it worse.
He's been talking to a great team!
- I'll bet.
Uh-oh!
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I've got a brain the size of a kick.
What happened to you?
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
We try not to use the competition.
Talking bee!
There's a bee law.
Only to losing.
Where? I can't feel my legs.
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
He's dead. Another dead one.
I've ruined the planet.
More than we realized.
The same job every day?
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and profiting from it illegally!
- Hello.
Specifically, me.
Yeah, different.
See that? It's a bee on that flower! The other one!
I'm sorry, everyone.
- I never thought I'd make it.
I want to hear it!
There you go, little guy.
Vanessa!
...9:15.
- Ever see pollination up close?
You snap out of position, rookie!
Yeah. Once a bear would be better!
- Remove your stinger.
Mr. Flayman.
- Thinking bee.
That bowl is gnarly.
What is this?!
Right... there.
- When will this nightmare end?!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a lot of small jobs.
What's your status?
- What do you think that is? It's not over?
Oopy that visual.
- But you only get one.
How did you want to do my part for the flower.
This can't possibly work.
Oan't fly in rain.

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